News: Like Conjunction Junction, But For Game History. With Rap

Del The Funky Homosapien ft. Khaos Unique "Proto Culture" 

Chorus:] Let me tell you about the Proto Culture 

If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure 

We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us 

We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster 

[KU:] Game related, raise it bit by bit 

Yo D, link up the cable we'll go hit for hit 

Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya 

on the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas 

[Del:] I play games by Capcom with a power glove strapped on O 

n any platform, I don't spend my dough on Phat Farm 

Video games, I got many to play 

Before my life expires; fufill my desires 

[KU:] Mastering your hardest boss 

Shattering all stars across 

Ain't hard to cross the finish line 

Floatin' on Daytona 

Wex, Gex or Kloana, we get 'em all at cost 

RPG, Platform we transform like Macross 

[Del:] Rival schools, Batsu 

Purchase you ought to 

It came with one free CD, it's like I bought two 

I hope they make part II for Dreamcast 

'Cause games I've seen in mags, you won't believe they have! 

[KU:] Getting callouses turning over asteroids 

Graviton bombs destroyed 

Getting moms annoyed 

Now I'm hacking Nightmare Creatures 

Their features splattered across the screen 

It gets more clean each year 

[Del:] I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most 

A Colecovision-every week I'd visit 

Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Rock and Rope 

Games I thought was dope 

While my moms was watching soaps 

[KU:] I'm on the next level 

I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doomworld 

Waiting on the next devil 

Armor's low-check the arsenal 

Rupture the main conductor playin Disruptor 

[Del:] I remember Ninja Gaiden 

Finished finally 

With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone 

This was before getting blown 

I own the first Nintendo Power 

With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour 

[Chorus:] Let me tell you about the Proto Culture 

If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure 

We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us 

We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster 

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[Del:] Hey KU you know my SEGA collection is massive 

Got all the past hits and classics 

Herzog Zwei now Panzer Zwei 

Originality that made me a fan today 

[KU:] It's Pandemonium-it's like Toys R Us 

Flippin the next Saturn game brings out the boys in us 

It's poisonous 

Taking out the boys in blue in Grand Theft Auto, 

Snatch a Rolls Royce to use 

[Del:] Yeah, I'll admit Playstation improved 

Come visit Feudal Japan with me and Tenchu 

Bushido Blade 2 with sword play so accurate 

Mega Man Legends but I had to buy a map for it. 

[KU:] I fence Hyo to get a Neo-Geo 

For Samurai 64 in full rendered splendor 

Rival counter and enter my sword in his innards 

My joint was being Leonardo wuppin' on Splinter 

[Del:] I gotta get Xenogears-that's the type of game that relieves my fears 

Get it from overseas to here 

I gotta get Psychic Force 

Authentic arcade that I can endorse 

They got me liking imports 

[KU:] I'll need to be at the next E3, 

What's the next CD I need to see 

Me and D signing checks 

Let's float overseas, mingle with game companies 

Giving tips to Capcom and Sega-you can't front on these 

[Del:] To anyone who knew me better 

Know I chose Saturn first Cause it's 2-D heaven 

Bernie Stolar dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge 

X-men Vs. Streetfighter could've expanded the market 

[KU:] Marvel Vs. Capcom-beyond fathom 

Tell the truth, Playstation ain't ready to have 'em 

Come on I'll bring the onslaught 

Alpha and Omega 

Khaos Unique brought to you by SEGA. 

[Chorus:] Let me tell you about the Proto culture 

If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure 

We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us 

We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster 

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